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Sarah Palin’s Wasilla job opportunities and openings on Craigslist

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Sarah Palin’s Wasilla job opportunities and openings on Craigslist

Here are some of the jobs that are featured on Craigslist as of today for Wasilla. I want to make her return to Wasilla as easy as possible, so I have gone ahead and taken a look at what jobs she could apply to and given her sample responses to each post.

 

1.) Wanted – Customer Service Specialist (see original)

Looking for a highly motivated (YES!) Customer Care Specialist for an established Modeling Agency. This position will be responsible for all Customer Service needs that are required from all of our clients. This job is also the main connection between the client and the customer. We need someone who can work diligently under little supervision and solve problems.  (DOH! NO!)

CONCLUSION: NOT QUALIFIED

 

2.) Admin Assistant -part time (see original)

Experienced administrative assistant (DOH! NO!) needed for part-time afternoon hours. Minimum requirements for position include excellent oral and written communication skill(DOH! NO!); proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel, Publisher, Access, and Outlook(DOH! NO!); experience in designing and creating forms, spreadsheets, brochures, signs, etc.; excellent proofreading skills; experience in records management; ability to work well independently; (YES! MAVERICK!) clean driving record; must pass drug test . Salary DOE. If you meet these minimum requirements, please e-mail resume to karenh@tayloredrestoration.net or fax to (907) 373-1237 Attn: Karen. NO PHONE CALLS. If you have submitted a resume within the past 60 days, please do not reapply. Job closes Monday, November 10, 2008. 

CONCLUSION: NOT QUALIFIED

 

3.) Concession Attendant (see original)

The City of Wasilla is currently accepting applications for a Concession Attendant I at the City of Wasilla Multi-Use Sports Complex. This position is a non-regular/on-call/non-benefited position with a possible duration of 8 months working 5 to 15 hours a week scheduled on evenings and weekends. The Concession Attendant I performs cashier services, preparation of foods and beverages, opening and closing of the concession facility, and custodial duties as required at the concession stand within the Wasilla Multi-Use Sports Complex.  (YES!)

Open Date: Monday, November 3, 2008

Closing Date: Monday, November 17, 2008

To be considered for employment, applicants may download an application packet at www.cityofwasilla.com; or pick up a packet on the Job Table outside the Human Resource Office at City Hall – 290 E Herning Ave Wasilla – Monday thru Friday between 8AM and 5PM.

CONCLUSION: QUALIFIED!

 

4.) $100 Cash For EVERY single Referral (see original)

The next 10 days we will pay 100$ cash for every booked referral we get from you!

Its that simple , send us your family, friends, co-workers etc and get $$$$ cash!! (YES! SCORE!)

and the first person to refer 10 people Before the 15th of Nov gets an entire year of FREE JLM shoots!! (YES! SCORE!)

( 1 per month for 12 calendar months group shoots do not apply)

Repost this for a special incentive gift from JLM!!

BOOK NOW!!

check out the over 4000 pics in our various albums! and contact JLm for maternity and Nude images.

*** all shoots are 1/2 price during Nov!!***

CONCLUSION: QUALIFIED!

 

5.) NANNY NEEDED (see original)

THREE YOUNG KIDS NEED A LOVING NANNY. MUST HAVE YOUR OWN TRANSPORTATION FOR THE SCHOOL KIDS. PRIVATE ROOM AND BATHROOM AVAILABLE. MUST BE COMFORTABLE WITH DOGS. NEED TO BE ABLE TO FIX LUNCH FOR ONE CHILD DURING THE DAY AND DINNER FOR ALL AFTER SCHOOL. (YES!)

CONCLUSION: QUALIFIED!

 

6.) Photographer wanted for photos of sarah palin’s house. (see original)

I would like to obtain pictures of sarah palin’s house. (YES! THAT’S MY HOUSE!) Front, back, or even aerial. I’m a Senior Citizen with a pittance of Social Security income (i.e. no money) (MAVERICK!), but I am a master photographer myself, can consider trade of some sort. 

CONCLUSION: QUALIFIED! BUT HOW TO PAY FOR DRY CLEANING?

 

OTHER JOBS THAT PALIN IS TOTALLY NOT QUALIFIED FOR:

need someone to split and stack wood

I need someone that is experienced to split and stack wood for me. We have A splitter and a small chainsaw for use. But if you have a chainsaw of your own that would be a plus, I can supply gas. Hopefully this will be a quick job, I need to get it done soon. call me ASAP and give me a price u would charge.

thank you

355-2630

 

Gutter Installer

I am looking for a self motivated leader type. Must have some carpentry skills.

Must be compfortable working from ladders and not a fear of heights. Must not mind working outside in the winter. I take a month or so off around Jan. To cold to work. I would like honest reliable and good customer skills. Pay depends on experience. If this sounds like you please reply to posting.

 

Glass art store seeks Alaskan artist’s

New glass artwork store in Wasilla featuring local Alaskan made glass artwork. We are consigning artist’s display spaces and will fill our store with a local’s only selection that will be unrivaled in Alaska. If you are a local glass artist, or a artist of any kind, and would like to display your work for sell or exhibit Call (907) 775-7121.

Please leave a message with the “Mental Health Hotline” a joke on my personal voicemail, call and you will here, LOL… I will call you back latter as I will be out of state for 3 weeks and the store will open December 1st 2008.

And YES we do sell glass pipes, however I have no desire to be know as a “Head Shop” and do not sell tobacco or tobacco related products.

 

Experienced Preschool Teacher

Kidzone Daycare is currently seeking a part time or full time preschool teacher. Must have both a Preschool Education and Preschool experience, and be a motivated self starter. Please contact Kidzone Daycare at 907-376-5468 and ask for Melissa or Rachael.

 

nail tech

Tuesday-saturday 10-6 Private room with top of the line pedicure chair, large manicuring desk and sink. Must need to know how to do acrylics, silk, and gels. commision only. Call 357-8477 ask for Dani

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6 Responses to “Sarah Palin’s Wasilla job opportunities and openings on Craigslist”

  1. Susan Kishner Says:

    Thanks for posting the article, was certainly a great read!

  2. Sarah Palin On Best Political Blogs » Blog Archive » Sarah Palin’s Wasilla job opportunities and openings on Craigslist Says:

    […] Sarah Palin’s Wasilla job opportunities and openings on Craigslist Here are some of the jobs that are featured on Craigslist as of today for Wasilla. I want to make her return to Wasilla as easy as possible, so I have gone ahead and taken a look at what jobs she could apply to and given her sample responses to each post.   1.) Wanted – Customer Service Specialist Looking for a highly motivated (YES!) Customer Care Specialist for an established Modeling Agency. This position will be responsible for all Customer Service needs that are required from all of our […]

  3. Shelley B Says:

    Hello, First time poster and looking forward to being a part of the discussion!

  4. Jo Says:

    I don’t think she’s qualified as a nanny, come on she’d fail to supervise the girls and they would get knocked up on her shift…oh wait, that’s what happen to her daughter.

  5. Daveigh Says:

    Action requires knowledge, and now I can act!

  6. Ranessa Says:

    These pieces really set a standard in the industry.

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